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We, the Top Monkey family, have an important announcement to make today. *drum roll* We are pleased and proud to announce that a little baby Top Monkey will be arriving in our family at the end of the year!
We will raise the baby as a true Kopite and I will probably sing football songs to her instead of nursery rhymes. (Ste Gerrard Gerrard... he passes it forty yards... he's big and he's fuckin' hard... Ste Gerrard, Gerrard...) I am wondering if the baby can be baptised at Anfield, Kop end will be nice. Just sprinkle a bit of hallowed turf over the baby will do and maybe put her on the penalty spot or corner flag for a bit, but don't kick her over the goal.
At this point in time, we don't know if the baby is a boy or girl yet, but we're calling the baby a "her" for simplicity's sake. I'll find out for sure once I'm 4 months along and then we'll start deciding on names and things.
So, everyone, say hello to Little Monkey and her future baby romper!