Lady of leisure requires pool boy to uh... service her pool. You - buff, young, tanned, non-David Hasselhoff Baywatch lookalike, able to swim and resuscitate well (very particular on last point). Me - married, with lots of girlfriends who have promised to come and visit, some of whom are single and extremely attractive.
Your duties - to service the pool and um... other needs as required such as... er... CPR lessons. Please maintain cleanliness of pool at all times, so do not pee into it. You will also be required to be on hand to help out at various BBQ poolside parties that I plan to organise for my girlfriends. You are required to look like a Greek god at all times on duty. You will not be allowed into the house at any time. If you are found snooping around, you will be severely spanked and whipped and asked to beg for forgiveness. Even more so if you accidentally discover my latex Catwoman suit. Rowr.
Speedos provided. Please reply to this post if you are interested in the job. Guys with the first name David will be given preference unless your last name happens to be Hasselhoff. I am an equal opportunity employer. Salary will commensurate with your... ahem.. experience.