Connor was "driving" his toy car around and had Flintstone-pedalled up to me with a big smile.
Connor: Mummy... car!
Me: Oh wow, it is a car! Whose car is it?
Connor: Connor car!
Me: Really? Are you sure? Maybe it's Mummy's car?
Connor: CONNOR CAR!!!!!
Lesson learnt. Never come between a man and his car.