Sex = *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* Oooh.. that was goooood... when's round 2 coming up???
Sex = ....
(Conversation at today's appointment with doctor)
Dear Hubby: Induce her! We want to see the baby! And she's not getting any sleep at night!
Doctor: (Looking meaningfully at Dear Hubby) *You* can induce her yourself tonight. Sperm contains prostaglandins which can bring on labour.
Me: (tiredly) No semangat anymore, doctor... It's okay, I'll wait until next week for the baby to decide whether he wants to come or not...
(Note to non-Malay speakers: "No semangat" here means no more desire, energy)