It is about 9pm one night. Connor is asleep and we're having our nightly coffee and biscuits.
Dear Hubby: You know darling, I was looking at you last night. I don't know if you knew it but I was just looking at you?
Me: No, I didn't.
Dear Hubby: I was looking and thinking how very attractive you are...
Me: (very happy) Oh baby... you're so sweet.
Dear Hubby: (continues on in same thoughtful tone)... from certain angles.
SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT, BUSTER!!!!!!
(Okay, I knew what he was trying to say.... lol... but it still sounded awful the way he said it... lmao. We had a good laugh)