Expat-Socialite Wife 1: So where do you girls go for lunch?
Expat-Socialite Wife 2: Well, here in Bangsar... I like La Bodega... Chilli's if the kids are with me...
Expat-Socialite Wife 3: Oh, Alexis! Plan B or Ben's also not bad.
Expat-Socialite Wife 1: Where do you go for lunch, Mrs TM?
Me: Oh, I go to the hawker centre on top of the car park near Bangsar Village 1! You know, it was called Jolly Green or something before? Anyway... I can ta pau the chap fan for less than RM5! Rice, meat, vege and tempeh!
(Complete silence and blank looks from all other wives)